*
Sebastian: I-- Hawke! We were just talking about you.
Hawke: Carry on. I love to eavesdrop.
Varric: "Hawke said sarcastically."
Hawke: Saying good things, I hope?
Varric: "Hawke asked diplomatically."
Hawke: You know I hate it when you do that.
Varric: "Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf..."
*
Isabela: So, Donnic was in the Rose.
Aveline: He was not!
Isabela: Easy, big girl. He wasn't shopping for himself. You're lucky to have a man who wants to please you.
But, maybe you could indulge him more. Are there areas of intimacy you haven't explored?
Aveline: Why? Why do you give me these doubts!
Isabela: Aveline. If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win.
Varric: Ah, that old chestnut.
*
Talkative man: That man over there. He's been staring at me for an entire hour. I counted.
Varric: Maybe he likes you.
Talkative man: No. He knows. He knows that I know. But what he does not know is that I know that he knows that I know.
Varric: How do you know that he doesn't know that you know that he knows that you know, you know?
Talkative man: What?
Varric: Exactly.
Hawke: (Coughs)
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